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How Much That Nudie Pic Actually Cost Me In My Marriage
The sequence of events after sending out a nudie picture to your husband is pretty predictable. I will spare you the deets of such generosity from my wife spontaneity but it starts the same: send pic,...
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Small Town Girl Probs: You Know Nothing About Breakup Etiquette, Jon Snow
If I do not count my current husband, I have only had two ex-boyfriends with the official label. Like, boyfriend-girlfriend, Facebook-status official, and only three times have I been somewhat...
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Inappropriate Couple Halloween Costume
The underage group had no idea who we even were. I guess if your birth year has two 9’s in it then you wouldn’t have any clue why we had a bloody bag of a human sex organ. The sex organ was fake and so...
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The 3 Mistakes To Make To Not Get Laid By Your Wife
Flanked by a lazy latched baby and her horizontal brother, I am then woken up by the feverish tap and sleazy face of my husband. I squint at my phone screen shining 2:50 pm and I ignore his advances...
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The Story of How I Smeared Lipstick on Another Man’s Collared Shirt or How I...
I left my kids and husband at home and celebrated the Day of Love with bright cherry lipstick. The guy was taller than me so my lipstick didn’t stain his collar but it did stain his shirt as my pout...
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